SPECTRUM
Look into my eyes, is there something to defend?

If he's worth fighting, fight, but if not, stand down.

Dont break a heart if youre going to leave it up to other's to clean it.

Careful trying to fix a broken person, therefor you may cut yourself on their shatter pieces.


Maria Gonzalez- 17 //
Deltapink //
Mass Effect //
Suicidal //
Unloved //
Bullied //
Jack: Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch. // The Illusive Man: I made you, Shepard! I brought you back from the dead! Commander Shepard: And I'm going to do what you brought me back to do. I'll fight and win this war without compromising the soul of our species. // Commander Shepard: [ordering a drink while heavily intoxicated] Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in. // Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates or something? // Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: [after giving EDI control of the ship] Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again. EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. EDI: [Upon seeing Joker with a worried expression on his face] That is a joke. Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Right. // Commander Shepard: Take a good long look at me. Do I look like a looter? District Guard: Uh, no. Commander Shepard: That's right. Now, I'm going in. If I find looters, I'll kill them. Anybody gets in my way, I'll kill them, too. District Guard: [Worried] I'll call the guards. They'll let you in with no trouble. // Commander Shepard: [When asked to relinquish weapons] I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it? // Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Why is it always claws and guns? Why can't we go to war with a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous but fuzzy. // [Preparing to give EDI full access to the ship] Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: I can already hear it... "This is all Joker's fault! What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!" // Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Hey, Commander, we got Garrus back! You know, he was always my favorite... with that pole up his ass... // Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: I'm glad Garrus finally worked that stick out of his ass... But now he's trying to beat people to death with it. // Commander Shepard: I assume everything is going well up here? Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: We're just having an argument over personalization of my workspace. EDI: Cerberus regulations are clear, Mr. Moreau. "Personalization" does not include grease on my bridge cameras. // EDI: Primary defense systems are offline. We can save the Normandy, Mr. Moreau, but you must help me. Give me the ship. Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: What? You're crazy. You start singing "Daisy Bell" and I'm done. //
CLOSE

your-sinking-ships:

lukehadtobail:

"there is nothing wrong with our school system"

Fuck it I’m reblogging

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

reallyscj:

hellsbellscastiel:

bisexualdemondean:

If you think that Dean is bi then clap your hands

*clap clap*

If you think that Dean is bi then clap your hands

*clap clap*

If you think that Dean is bi 

And that he’d like to bang a guy

Oh, if you think that Dean is bi then clap your hands

*clap clap*

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I just noticed the lights behind Jensen turn the colors of the Bi flag.

legallyblonde:

When the person next to you on an airplane doesn’t realize you’re not their therapist. 

legallyblonde:

When the person next to you on an airplane doesn’t realize you’re not their therapist. 

son-of-an-assbutt:

jesus take me now

son-of-an-assbutt:

jesus take me now

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

ruinedchildhood:

Freshman Year

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Senior Year

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internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

inarina:

you are making me lose control of my emotions and it is infuriating

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant
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