- at an american high school located in omaha, NE -

Me: Hey have you been out of the country?

Person: Ive been to California! 

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pinkcookiedimples:

gigantorthemooseking:

kkaleds:

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Accurate

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maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

July 21st 2014   53147 notes   - via / source

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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meladoodle:

THIS VIDEO IS SO IMPORTANT

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thespywhospies:

OMFGGGGG THIS GIF WINS THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

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dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

July 20th 2014   172133 notes   - via / source

shroomy-choom:

mitchlions:

here-in-the-room:

huffingtonpost:

IKEA ADVERTISES ADOPTABLE DOGS IN STORES, BECAUSE EVERY HOME NEEDS A RESCUE PUP

The idea to display the pets inside the store started in Singapore as a collaboration between Ikea and two animal shelters, according to Business Insider. Together they formed the project Home for Hope.

Watch the full video and also learn which state in the United States will be adopting pet displays in their Ikea stores here. 

this actually broke my heart a little bit and i cried what has the internet done to me wait no i just FUCKING LOVE DOGS SO MUCH

I am so proud of you, Singapore.

dawee somebody adopt me 50 dogs

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hotboysofficial:

how to subtly approach your crush

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pradanedehaan:

Dane DeHaan for VMAN photographed by Ryan McGinley 

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lolsomeone-actually:

tastefullyoffensive:

[aaragon]

SO TRU

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pioneerman:

makeitworthwatching:

as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz

Girlgroups taking over the world. 

daaaaaaaaamn

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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ggaga:

when kids show u their drawings

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majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

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